you know when someone makes kinda of like a mean joke about you and like obviously they’re kidding around but you know it’s true and then you just feel like shit for a really really really long time
therealhousewivesoftwinpeaks asked: THAT YOU'RE A TOTAL BABE OOPS IS THIS NOT ANON #SORRYNOTSORRY I'M IN LUV W/ U
Now who could this be?

“You’re a Republican, sir?” the employee at Jiffy Lube asked, dirty air-hose in hand. Ray smiled and nodded. Nothing earned him respect like his purple Republican Elephant valve caps.
lots-of-carrots-and-no-spoons:
lots-of-carrots-and-no-spoons.
DAMMIT, STAFF.
Lol just gonna reblog this on all my saved urls.
well, id hate to be the person that didnt see this.
uhg fml. not taking any risks. SORRY FOLLOWERS!
yeah ^^ sorry followers. not taking any chances. tumblr=my life..
((At first I was just like. Ya what ever. Then I looked at the fucking source!))